diff --git a/spin/mopey.py b/spin/mopey.py deleted file mode 100644 index e3d3c86..0000000 --- a/spin/mopey.py +++ /dev/null @@ -1,51 +0,0 @@ -"""A spin to make the narrator seem downcast and abusive. - -Copyright (c) 2011 Amaranth Borsuk and Brad Bouse - -Permission to use, copy, modify, and/or distribute this software for any -purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above -copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies. - -THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES -WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF -MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR -ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES -WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN -ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF -OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.""" - -__author__ = 'Amaranth Borsuk and Brad Bouse' -__version__ = '0.5' - -from random import randint, choice - - -def sentence_filter(phrases): - chosen = randint(1,4) - if chosen == 1: - phrases = [choice(['dammit', 'geez', 'well', 'sigh', - 'oh, bother']) + ','] + phrases - elif chosen == 2: - if not phrases[-1][-1] in [',', '.', ':', ';']: - phrases.append(',') - phrases.append(choice(['dork', 'loser', 'wimp', 'typical', - 'just as I suspected', 'if you must'])) - phrases += ['...'] - return phrases - -def paragraph_filter(paragraphs): - chosen = randint(1,3) - if chosen == 1: - paragraphs += choice(['Oh well.', 'Whatever.', 'Whoopty doo.', - "I guess that's good news if you're into that sort of thing.", - 'Like you care.', "How 'bout that.", - "This can't be good.", 'I can never be happy again.', - "It's all the same to me.", 'Dear, dear.', 'Why?', 'Why bother?', - "I'm very sorry about that.", 'How like them.', 'How sad.', - 'Is that really all there is?', 'Is that all there is?', - 'I might have known.', 'Oh, poo.', 'Very well.']) - return paragraphs - -spin = {'sentence_filter': [sentence_filter], - 'paragraph_filter': [paragraph_filter]} -