jokes array

[`What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games`,
`What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!`,
`Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back`,
`What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!`,
`What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear`,
`What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip`,
`How does the ocean say hi? It waves!`,
`What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates`,
`Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed`,
`Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner? Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands`,
`Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree!`,
`What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets`,
`What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield`,
`What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A bowl full of mice-cream`,
`Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano!`,
`What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach? “Freeze You’re under a vest”`,
`What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!`,
`What do you call a guy who’s really loud? Mike`,
`Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s faster than walking!`,
`What did the lava say to his girlfriend? “I lava you!”`,
`Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake`,
`What did Yoda say when he saw himself in k? HDMI`,
`Which superhero hits home runs? Batman!`,
`What’s Thanos’ favorite app on his phone? Snapchat`,
`Sandy’s mum has four kids; North, West, East What is the name of the fourth child? Sandy, obviously!`,
`What is a room with no walls? A mushroom`,
`Why did the blue jay get in trouble at school? For tweeting on a test!`,
`What social event do spiders love to attend? Webbings`,
`What did one pickle say to the other? Dill with it`,
`What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation`,
`Why is a football stadium always cold? It has lots of fans!`,
`What did one math book say to the other? “I’ve got so many problems”`,
`What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot!`,
`What do you call two bananas on the floor? Slippers`,
`Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide`,
`Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their buttquacks`,
`How does a vampire start a letter? “Tomb it may concern”`,
`A plane crashed in the jungle and every single person died Who survived? Married couples`,
`What kind of math do birds love? Owl-gebra!`,
`Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass? It could crack up`,
`What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour`,
`How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket`,
`Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? Because she was outstanding in her field`,
`How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see their wheels turning`,
`Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9`,
`What goes up and down but doesn’t move? The staircase`,
`What kind of shoes do frogs love? Open-toad!`,
`How did the baby tell his mom he had a wet diaper? He sent her a pee-mail`,
`What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling`,
`What’s brown and sticky? A stick`]