From e87ef796ae2120d98b6e645105c10c360fafe0c4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: sparked435 Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2017 15:18:53 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Add functions from $DAYJOB's prank Ansible playbook --- evil.sh | 6 ++++++ 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+) diff --git a/evil.sh b/evil.sh index 9e9121e..c87e7fd 100755 --- a/evil.sh +++ b/evil.sh @@ -121,6 +121,12 @@ annoying && alias yes="yes n"; # Quit vim on startup. annoying && alias vim="vim +q"; +# Scramble output of 'ls' +annoying && function ls { /bin/ls "$@" | tr aeou uoea; }; + +# Scramble output of 'ps' +annoying && function ps { /bin/ps "$@" | tr croe kzua; }; + # Disable `unalias` and `alias`. alias unalias=false; alias alias=false;