datetoday.py

import datetime
import calendar

def today_date():
    now = datetime.datetime.now()
    date_now = datetime.datetime.today()
    week_now = calendar.day_name[date_now.weekday()]
    month_now = now.month
    day_now = now.day
    months = [
        "January",
        "February",
        "March",
        "April",
        "May",
        "June",
        "July",
        "August",
        "September",
        "October",
        "November",
        "December",
    ]

    ordinals = [
        "1st",
        "2nd",
        "3rd",
        "4th",
        "5th",
        "6th",
        "7th",
        "8th",
        "9th",
        "10th",
        "11th",
        "12th",
        "13th",
        "14th",
        "15th",
        "16th",
        "17th",
        "18th",
        "19th",
        "20th",
        "21st",
        "22nd",
        "23rd",
        "24th",
        "25th",
        "26th",
        "27th",
        "28th",
        "29th",
        "30th",
        "31st",
    ]
    return ("Today is " + week_now + ", " + months[month_now - 1] + " the " + ordinals[day_now - 1] + ".")