add dj

.gitignore

@@ -5,7 +5,9 @@ notes.md
 foo.py
 test.txt
 test.csv
+test.json
 foo/
+.DS_Store
 # Binaries for programs and plugins
 *.exe
 *.exe~

python/dj/d.py

@@ -0,0 +1,86 @@
+import argparse
+import json
+import random
+import time
+
+import requests
+
+def get_joke(url: str, headers: dict) -> str:
+    headers["User-Agent"] = get_user_agent()
+    try: 
+        r = requests.get(url, headers=headers)
+    except requests.exceptions.RequestException as e:
+        raise SystemExit(e)
+    return r.text
+
+def get_user_agent() -> str:
+    agents = [
+        "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_7) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/100.0.4896.127 Safari/537.36",
+		"Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_7) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/100.0.4692.56 Safari/537.36",
+		"Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_7) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/100.0.4889.0 Safari/537.36",
+		"Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_12_6) AppleWebKit/603.3.8 (KHTML, like Gecko)",
+		"Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_11_6) AppleWebKit/601.7.7 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/9.1.2 Safari/601.7.7",
+		"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/100.0.4896.127 Safari/537.36",
+		"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/101.0.4951.54 Safari/537.36",
+		"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:99.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/99.0",
+		"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; WOW64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/99.0.4844.51 Safari/537.36",
+		"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; WOW64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/99.0.4844.84 Safari/537.36",
+    ]
+    rando = random.randint(0, len(agents) - 1)
+    return agents[rando]
+
+def get_user_input():
+    parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(description="joke me")
+    parser.add_argument("-j", "--joke", type=str, help="get random joke")
+    parser.add_argument("-t", "--term", type=str, default="", help="enter a search term or theme")
+    args = parser.parse_args()
+    return args.joke, args.term
+
+def prep_format(joke: str):
+    if "?" in joke:
+        format(joke, "?")
+    elif "." in joke[:-1]:
+        format(joke, ".")
+
+def format(text, splitter):
+    split_text = text.split(splitter)
+    print(split_text[0] + splitter + "\n")
+    time.sleep(2)
+    print(split_text[1].strip())
+
+class BaseException(Exception):
+    pass
+
+class JSONException(BaseException):
+    pass
+
+class NoJokesFoundException(BaseException):
+    pass
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    random_url = "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/"
+    theme_url = "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/search?term="
+    joke, term = get_user_input()
+    if term != "":
+        headers = {
+            "Accept": "application/json",
+        }
+        url = f'{theme_url}{term}&limit=30'
+        results = json.loads(get_joke(url, headers))
+        if results == "":
+            print("no jokes for that term")
+        else:
+            try:
+                rando = random.randint(0, len(results["results"]) - 1)
+                joke = results["results"][rando]["joke"]
+            except JSONException:        
+                print("")
+            else:
+                prep_format(joke)
+
+    else:
+        headers = {
+            "Accept": "text/plain",
+        }
+        joke = get_joke(random_url, headers)
+        prep_format(joke)