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# See https://github.com/Yaimsputnik5/MemerBreaker#getting-an-authorization-token
# for instructions on how to get a token.
#
# See https://github.com/Yaimsputnik5/MemerBreaker#enabling-discords-developer-mode
# for instructions on how to get a channel id.
#
# Detailed instructions on this config are available at
# https://github.com/Yaimsputnik5/MemerBreaker#configuration.
# Make sure you have read that as well as the frequently asked questions before
# asking for support on GitHub or Discord.
clusters:
default:
master:
token: ""
channel_id: ""
shifts:
- state: "active"
duration:
base: 7200
variation: 1800
- state: "dormant"
duration:
base: 1800
variation: 1800
- state: "active"
duration:
base: 7200
variation: 3600
- state: "dormant"
duration:
base: 32400
variation: 3600
features:
commands:
beg: true
postmeme: true
search: true
highlow: true
fish: true
hunt: true
dig: true
work: true
trivia: true
crime : true
guess: false
scratch:
enable: true # Say Hello To My Little Friend!
amount: 5000
priority: true
custom_commands:
# These Will Be Ran Automatically, Periodically. Comment Out, Or Add Your Own To Be Auto-Ran!
- value: "pls dep all" # Automatically Deposits All Your Money Currently In Your Wallet, To Your Bank (Check With pls bal)
- value: "pls profile" # Automatically Checks Your Profile
- value: "pls use apple" # Automatically Makes You Eat An Apple (Lasts 24 Hours), Preventing You From Losing Items Upon Dying. | Read: https://dank-memer-help.fandom.com/wiki/Apple
#- value: "pls settings passive on" | Turns On Passive Mode (Disables Robbing, Bank Robbing | Read: https://dank-memer.fandom.com/wiki/Passive_mode)
#- value: "pls se 5k" # Snake Eyes Dice Roll
auto_buy:
fishing_pole: true
hunting_rifle: true
laptop: true
shovel: true
padlock: false # Prevents People From Robbing You (Can Be Bypassed W/ Bolt Cutters | Read: https://dank-memer.fandom.com/wiki/Padlock & https://dank-memer.fandom.com/wiki/Bolt_Cutters) | Enable If On Passive | Read: https://dank-memer.fandom.com/wiki/Passive_mode
landmine: false # Blows Up On Whoever Attempts To Rob You | Read: https://dank-memer-help.fandom.com/wiki/Landmine | Enable If On Passive | Read: https://dank-memer.fandom.com/wiki/Passive_mode
lifesaver: false # Prevents You From Dying | Read: https://dank-memer.fandom.com/wiki/Life_Saver | Enable If On Passive | Read: https://dank-memer.fandom.com/wiki/Passive_mode
apple: true # Automatically Makes You Buy An Apple (Lasts 24 Hours), Preventing You From Losing Items Upon Dying. | Read: https://dank-memer-help.fandom.com/wiki/Apple
auto_sell:
enable: true # Automatically Goes Through And Sells The Items Below (If In Your Inventory). Feel Free To Add, Or Remove Whatever You Wish To Sell.
items:
- "boar"
- "dragon"
- "duck"
- "fish"
- "deer"
- "rabbit"
- "skunk"
- "pizza"
- "lifesaver"
- "padlock"
- "landmine"
- "sand"
- "trash"
- "candy"
auto_gift:
enable: false # :jew:
items:
- "bank"
- "pizza"
auto_share:
enable: false # :jew:
maximum_balance: 8000000
minimum_balance: 5000000
auto_blackjack:
enable: true # The Name's Bond... James Bond
amount: 5000
pause_below_balance: 100
pause_above_balance: 50000000
logic_table:
2:
4: "h"
5: "h"
6: "h"
7: "h"
8: "h"
9: "h"
10: "h"
11: "h"
12: "h"
13: "h"
14: "h"
15: "s"
16: "s"
17: "s"
18: "s"
19: "s"
20: "s"
soft12: "h"
soft13: "h"
soft14: "h"
soft15: "h"
soft16: "h"
soft17: "s"
soft18: "s"
soft19: "s"
soft20: "s"
3:
4: "h"
5: "h"
6: "h"
7: "h"
8: "h"
9: "h"
10: "h"
11: "h"
12: "h"
13: "h"
14: "h"
15: "s"
16: "s"
17: "s"
18: "s"
19: "s"
20: "s"
soft12: "h"
soft13: "h"
soft14: "h"
soft15: "h"
soft16: "h"
soft17: "s"
soft18: "s"
soft19: "s"
soft20: "s"
4:
4: "h"
5: "h"
6: "h"
7: "h"
8: "h"
9: "h"
10: "h"
11: "h"
12: "h"
13: "h"
14: "s"
15: "s"
16: "s"
17: "s"
18: "s"
19: "s"
20: "s"
soft12: "h"
soft13: "h"
soft14: "h"
soft15: "h"
soft16: "h"
soft17: "s"
soft18: "s"
soft19: "s"
soft20: "s"
5:
4: "h"
5: "h"
6: "h"
7: "h"
8: "h"
9: "h"
10: "h"
11: "h"
12: "h"
13: "h"
14: "s"
15: "s"
16: "s"
17: "s"
18: "s"
19: "s"
20: "s"
soft12: "h"
soft13: "h"
soft14: "h"
soft15: "h"
soft16: "h"
soft17: "s"
soft18: "s"
soft19: "s"
soft20: "s"
6:
4: "h"
5: "h"
6: "h"
7: "h"
8: "h"
9: "h"
10: "h"
11: "h"
12: "h"
13: "h"
14: "s"
15: "s"
16: "s"
17: "s"
18: "s"
19: "s"
20: "s"
soft12: "h"
soft13: "h"
soft14: "h"
soft15: "h"
soft16: "h"
soft17: "s"
soft18: "s"
soft19: "s"
soft20: "s"
7:
4: "h"
5: "h"
6: "h"
7: "h"
8: "h"
9: "h"
10: "h"
11: "h"
12: "h"
13: "h"
14: "h"
15: "h"
16: "h"
17: "s"
18: "s"
19: "s"
20: "s"
soft12: "h"
soft13: "h"
soft14: "h"
soft15: "h"
soft16: "h"
soft17: "s"
soft18: "s"
soft19: "s"
soft20: "s"
8:
4: "h"
5: "h"
6: "h"
7: "h"
8: "h"
9: "h"
10: "h"
11: "h"
12: "h"
13: "h"
14: "h"
15: "h"
16: "h"
17: "s"
18: "s"
19: "s"
20: "s"
soft12: "h"
soft13: "h"
soft14: "h"
soft15: "h"
soft16: "h"
soft17: "h"
soft18: "s"
soft19: "s"
soft20: "s"
9:
4: "h"
5: "h"
6: "h"
7: "h"
8: "h"
9: "h"
10: "h"
11: "h"
12: "h"
13: "h"
14: "h"
15: "h"
16: "h"
17: "s"
18: "s"
19: "s"
20: "s"
soft12: "h"
soft13: "h"
soft14: "h"
soft15: "h"
soft16: "h"
soft17: "h"
soft18: "s"
soft19: "s"
soft20: "s"
10:
4: "h"
5: "h"
6: "h"
7: "h"
8: "h"
9: "h"
10: "h"
11: "h"
12: "h"
13: "h"
14: "h"
15: "h"
16: "h"
17: "s"
18: "s"
19: "s"
20: "s"
soft12: "h"
soft13: "h"
soft14: "h"
soft15: "h"
soft16: "h"
soft17: "h"
soft18: "s"
soft19: "s"
soft20: "s"
A:
4: "h"
5: "h"
6: "h"
7: "h"
8: "h"
9: "h"
10: "h"
11: "h"
12: "h"
13: "h"
14: "h"
15: "h"
16: "h"
17: "h"
18: "s"
19: "s"
20: "s"
soft12: "h"
soft13: "h"
soft14: "h"
soft15: "h"
soft16: "h"
soft17: "h"
soft18: "s"
soft19: "s"
soft20: "s"
auto_tidepod:
enable: false # Disable If On Passive | Read: https://dank-memer.fandom.com/wiki/Passive_mode
buy_lifesaver_on_death: true
balance_check:
enable: true
interval: 180
log_to_file: true
verbose_log_to_stdout: false
debug: false
compatibility:
allowed_searches:
- "area51"
- "bank"
- "grass"
- "purse"
- "mel's room"
allowed_crimes:
- "tax evasion"
allowed_scrambles:
- "scoop"
- "dirty"
- "ground"
- "burrow"
- "spider"
- "shovel"
- "trowel"
- "unearth"
- "uncover"
- "ladybug"
- "excavate"
- "stickbug"
dig_cancel:
- "LOL idk this"
- "No hable english"
allowed_ftb:
- "I am a dwarf and I diggy the hole"
- "Digging is my passion"
- "I hope I find some treasure"
- "I have never dug up a body"
- "I will dig all day and all night"
- "Never have I ever dug up a body"
allowed_scrambles_work:
# discord mod
- "carl-bot"
- "moderator"
- "permissions"
- "audit"
- "slowmode"
- "discord"
- "admin"
- "hammer"
- "welcome"
- "softban"
- "links"
- "advertising"
- "support"
- "voice"
- "rules"
# fast food cook
- "chicken"
- "sausage"
- "onion"
- "salad"
- "mustard"
- "sauce"
- "hamburger"
- "cheeseburger"
- "taco"
- "wendys"
- "food"
- "fries"
- "patty"
- "tomato"
- "sirloin"
- "cheap"
- "lettuce"
- "ketchup"
# babysitter
- "baths"
- "babysitter"
- "bedtime"
- "child"
- "children"
- "childcare"
- "cleaning"
- "cooking"
- "daycare"
- "diaper"
- "helpful"
- "house"
- "meals"
- "nanny"
- "safety"
# housewife
- "abode"
- "chores"
- "cleaning"
- "coffee"
- "companion"
- "cooking"
- "dishes"
- "dwelling"
- "homemaker"
- "household"
- "mommy"
- "partner"
- "spouse"
# streamer
- "shroud"
- "copyright"
- "donation"
- "drlupo"
- "gaming"
- "kappa"
- "kreygasm"
- "league"
- "melmsie"
- "minecraft"
- "pogchamp"
- "poggers"
- "prime"
- "residentsleeper"
- "stream"
- "timthetatman"
- "wutface"
- "4head"
# youtuber
- "annotations"
- "avatar"
- "channel"
- "clickbait"
- "cocomelon"
- "community"
- "copyright"
- "demographics"
- "description"
- "dislike"
- "drama"
- "featured"
- "google"
- "matpat"
- "money"
- "mrbeast"
- "pewdiepie"
- "smosh"
- "sponsored"
- "subscribe"
- "subtitles"
- "thumbnails"
- "tseries"
- "video"
- "views"
- "watermark"
- "wojcicki"
# hunter
- "animal"
- "antelope"
- "antlers"
- "arrow"
- "blind"
- "bullet"
- "gunshot"
- "hunting"
- "knife"
- "rifle"
- "scope"
- "sentry"
- "tracks"
- "trail"
- "woods"
# fisher
- "bobber"
- "boots"
- "fisherman"
- "fishing"
- "float"
- "ocean"
- "sinker"
- "shark"
- "spinner"
- "tackle"
- "trolling"
- "water"
- "whale"
# bartender
- "alcohol"
- "beverage"
- "blend"
- "chaser"
- "chill"
- "cocktail"
- "drink"
- "garnish"
- "house"
- "mixer"
- "rocks"
- "serve"
- "shooter"
- "spill"
- "strain"
- "twist"
- "virgin"
- "whiskey"
# robber
- "bandit"
- "fence"
- "grift"
- "heist"
- "lockpick"
- "money"
- "prison"
- "robber"
- "robbery"
- "armed"
- "steal"
- "undercover"
- "valuables"
# police
- "arrested"
- "arson"
- "baton"
- "crime"
- "criminal"
- "handcuffs"
- "murder"
- "officer"
- "police"
- "thief"
# teacher
- "chemical"
- "bell"
- "class"
- "classroom"
- "down"
- "give"
- "going"
- "held"
- "office"
- "school"
- "settle"
- "this"
- "true"
- "will"
- "year"
- "your"
# musician
- "album"
- "conform"
- "cowbell"
- "drums"
- "getting"
- "groove"
- "guitar"
- "songs"
- "sounds"
- "spotify"
- "stinger"
- "stop"
- "piano"
# shopkeeper
- "advertisement"
- "alcohol"
- "apple"
- "coupon"
- "coupon"
- "huntingrifle"
- "inventory"
- "lifesaver"
- "pepetrophy"
- "profit"
- "shopkeeper"
- "stonks"
# gamer
- "carry"
- "cheese"
- "feeding"
- "gamer"
- "gaming"
- "jungle"
- "laning"
- "stack"
- "ultimate"
# manager
- "administrator"
- "costs"
- "costs"
- "director"
- "innovation"
- "leader"
- "manager"
- "metrics"
- "money"
- "office"
- "planning"
- "process"
- "project"
- "quality"
- "resources"
- "revenue"
# developer
- "array"
- "coding"
- "developer"
- "development"
- "hacker"
- "javascript"
- "kotlin"
- "object"
- "program"
- "programming"
- "scala"
- "swift"
# day trader
- "bears"
- "bulls"
- "enlading"
- "float"
- "freeding"
- "gambling"
- "index"
- "investment"
- "market"
- "money"
- "profit"
- "regulation"
- "return"
- "shares"
- "split"
- "stocks"
- "stonks"
- "wallstreet"
# santa claus
- "beard"
- "bells"
- "belly"
- "chimney"
- "christmas"
- "claus"
- "cookies"
- "elves"
- "gifts"
- "presents"
- "reindeer"
- "rooftop"
- "rudolph"
- "saint"
- "santa"
- "sleigh"
- "snowball"
- "snowman"
# politician
- "country"
- "executive"
- "leader"
- "legislature"
- "office"
- "taxes"
# vet
- "animals"
- "blood"
- "checkup"
- "collar"
- "fleas"
- "medicine"
- "microchip"
- "muzzle"
- "needle"
- "neuter"
- "veterinary"
# pharmacist
- "therapeutic"
- "generic"
- "toxicology"
- "prescription"
- "dispensing"
# lawyer
- "admissible"
- "affidavit"
- "affirmed"
- "counsel"
- "defendant"
- "defense"
- "deposition"
- "discovery"
- "judge"
- "officer"
- "plaintiff"
- "precedent"
- "proof"
# doctor
- "antibiotic"
- "bandaid"
- "broken"
- "checkup"
- "doctor"
- "gauze"
- "hospital"
- "illness"
- "medical"
- "nurse"
- "office"
- "payment"
- "research"
- "viral"
- "virus"
# scientist
- "beaker"
- "curie"
- "darwin"
- "discipline"
- "edison"
- "education"
- "expert"
- "explosion"
- "galileo"
- "invention"
- "liquid"
- "newton"
- "physicist"
- "reaction"
- "solid"
- "teaching"
# ghost
- "apparition"
- "banshee"
- "bogey"
- "creepy"
- "demon"
- "devil"
- "freezing"
- "ghost"
- "ghoul"
- "haunt"
- "phantasm"
- "phantom"
- "poltergeist"
- "scary"
- "shade"
- "skeleton"
- "vision"
- "wraith"
work_cancel:
- "I'm feeling lazy to work today"
- "Working is for nabs"
- "Why play dank when I gotta work here too"
- "Why always so hard"
allowed_hangman:
# fast food worker
- "How may I take your order"
- "Would you like to super size that meal"
- "This is a great chicken burger"
- "That will be one dollar"
- "We do not offer refunds"
- "I want a refund"
- "The shake machine is broke again"
- "We close at midnight"
- "The fries are in the grease"
- "Two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip"
- "Would you like fries with that"
- "The delivery truck just got here"
- "Did you want sauce with those nuggets"
- "I do not get payed enough for this"
- "Corporate greed does not exist because they give me free fries duh"
- "I wonder if they will replace us with robots soon"
- "Would you like that with a side of foot lettuce"
# discord mod stuff
- "Please reread the rules"
- "The rules are pretty simple"
- "Give that user a mute"
- "If you dont like the rules, leave the server"
- "Nagging is bad for your health"
- "You don't choose the slowmode, the slowmode chooses you"
- "This isn't the place to practice abc's"
- "Looks like someone's on a ban streak"
- "We're always lurking in chat"
- "I will ban you again don't test me"
# babysitter
- "Can you guys just behave for once"
- "Go to your room please"
- "I cant stand these kids"
- "I lost the baby again sorry"
- "I am your nanny, not nana"
- "I'm going to invite my boyfriend over"
- "I do not want to change more diapers"
- "I am not getting paid enough for this child"
- "What do you want to eat tonight"
# housewife
- "Baked three dozen cookies today"
- "Haven't left the house in two weeks"
- "I cleaned all the dishes"
- "I do not work for an MLM it works for me"
- "I should get a new rug"
- "I should join the neighborhood watch"
- "I wonder what my spouse is doing right now"
- "live laugh love is my motto"
- "My kids are my full time job"
- "Sugar daddy bought me a new vacuum"
- "The baby puked on the floor again"
- "The chores never end"
- "This house is clean lets keep it that way"
- "Working moms don't love their kids"
- "Would you like to buy some essential oils"
# streamer
- "Alright who are we going to raid tonight"
- "Can you guys make sure you donate, I need a new gaming computer"
- "Clip it and ship it boys"
- "Daddy Bezos please gift me some subs"
- "Gamers rise up against Amazon"
- "I hope I get hosted today"
- "I will do shots for every donation I get"
- "League is the best game to stream"
- "Lets play some games together"
- "Make sure you read the chat rules"
- "Thank you for the host Dr Lupo"
- "Thank you for the raid shroud"
- "Thank you guys for all of the donations"
- "Woah thanks for 1000 bits"
# youtuber
- "3 scary games is the best series on YouTube"
- "90 percent of you watching are not subscribed"
- "All hail the YouTube algorithm"
- "And that’s just a theory, a GAME theory"
- "Clickbait gets the good views"
- "Guys, I need you to smash like!"
- "It’s just a prank bro"
- "Make sure to subscribe to the channel and hit that notification bell!"
- "Pranks gone sexual in the hood"
- "Subscribe to me"
- "Top of the morning to you"
- "Top ten videos are where the money is at"
- "YouTube Rewind was bad"
# hunter
- "A bad day hunting still beats a good day working"
- "How come I only ever get skunks"
- "I forget where I put the bear trap"
- "I only hunt with a bow"
- "I heard there was a dragon near"
- "I need a bigger gun next time"
- "If I don't get that buck then somebody else will"
- "No, I'm not a good shot, but I shoot often"
- "Shucks, that’s just a cull buck"
- "Saving people, hunting things, the family business"
- "The placing of the bullet is everything"
# fisher
- "A reel expert can tackle anything"
- "Fish tremble at the sound of my name"
- "Good things come to those who bait"
- "Hook line and sinker"
- "No fishing like in the sea"
- "Not all of us like sea shanties"
- "The fishing is good in troubled waters"
- "Will work for fish"
- "Whale whale whale what do we have here"
- "You've been schooled"
# bartender
- You should probably uber home"
- "3 drinks minimum at this bar"
- "Another drink coming right up"
- "Let me see your ID first please"
- "Rum and coke is my favorite drink"
- "You are too drunk to drive tonight"
- "You had better tip me for this"
- "You need to be over 21 to drink"
- "You're a little too drunk"
- "You've had enough to drink tonight"
- "Your credit card was declined"
# robber
- "I cannot wait to steal again"
- "I have a wishlist of targets to hit"
- "I have no problem stealing candy from babies"
- "I hope I remembered my bolt cutters"
- "I will rob your entire wallet in one swipe"
- "Should I rob a person or a bank today"
- "Time to rob another victim"
- "Time to rob another victim"
- "jackpot, I'm rich now"
# police
- "Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"
- "Dead or alive you're coming with me"
- "I will meet you at the squad car"
- "If you cannot afford an attorney one will be provided for you"
- "If you post bad memes, you will be arrested"
- "Police officers stop criminals"
- "The captain will not be happy about this"
- "The criminal tried to get away"
- "The murderer escaped the police"
- "The neighborhood watch is stupid, I'm the law around here"
- "The police successfully captured the bank robber"
- "You have the right to an attorney"
- "You have the right to remain silent"
# teacher
- "Children settle down"
- "Children settle down now"
- "Give me your phone"
- "Go see the school nurse"
- "I am going to have to fail you out of this class"
- "I do not get paid enough for this"
- "I'm going to give you detention again"
- "No gum in my classroom"
- "No hats while in class because we are afraid of your lice"
- "This will be valuable your entire life"
- "Today we will learn about chemical reactions"
- "Today, we're going to learn about World War II"
- "You are dismissed by me and not the bell"
- "You need to go to the office right now"
- "You will need to go to summer school this year"
- "You will not use true knowledge later in life"
- "You're getting held back again"
# musician
- "I am feeling the groove"
- "I do not conform to a single genre"
- "I need to stop getting in treble"
- "Order my new album this weekend"
- "You can find me on spotify"
# shopkeeper
- "Buy one and get one free"
- "Did you forget your coupons"
- "Do you want a bag for that"
- "I sell a vast amount of goods"
- "There is a new sale every hour"
- "We do not offer delivery"
- "Why are my flash sales so low these days"
- "Will that be cash or credit"
# gamer
- "Anyone wanna play ranked"
- "Get rekt noob LMAO"