DreamBerd is raising a pre-seed

[TodePond]

We tried to keep this one under wraps but the hype is too strong.

The rumours are true! DreamBerd is raising a pre-seed round.

We already have some big players on the table.

• £10 - Sunil Pai (creator of partykit)
• £10 - Alex Dytrych (creator of infinite scroll)
• $35 - David Sheldrick (creator of patch-package)
• sweet wrapper¹ - Steve Ruiz (creator of tldraw)
• £1 - Lu Wilson (creator of DreamBerd)

If you're interested in investing in DreamBerd, feel free to book a call via my calendly. But move fast - it's likely to fill up quickly. That's how hot DreamBerd is right now! 🔥

Or if you're already convinced, simply head over to dreamberd.computer, and pick an amount that works for you. Then enjoy your new life as a DreamBerd investor!

Remember: Being a good investor isn't about making money. It's about having the best portfolio. Add DreamBerd to your arsenal today!

A message from our founder

Hi, it's Lu Wilson here, CEO of the DreamBerd Foundation.

Your valuable investment will be used to ensure the continued development of DreamBerd, the perfect programming language.

Unfortunately, maintaining DreamBerd has become a costly task. The language has become so popular that I now receive thousands of incomplete DreamBerd programs by email everyday. This has become too much for me to handle alone.

With your investment money, I'll be able to tackle the growing backlog of emails by paying for Replit's child labour services!

Thanks, and thanks for tuning into this week's DreamBerd update.

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This discussion was created from the release DreamBerd is raising a pre-seed.

Footnotes

1. sweet wrapper by verbal agreement only ↩

[NotAShelf]

can I pledge £1 now and pay later in installations

[TodePond]

sure, just manually reinvest every month

[NotAShelf]

@TodePond I've sent this month's £0.01, please confirm so that I know the system is working and can be used over the course of next 99 months before I've achieved a donation of full £1

[mybearworld]

Can I pay £-1?

[TodePond]

Yes but please be careful 👷‍♀️

[ivanreese]

You're TodePond??!!

[mybearworld]

No, I'm not TodePond.

[TodePond]

like usual, thanks for answering all of these for me @mybearworld

[MathieuMorrissette]

Believing is investing 🚀

[radeeyate]

can i donate $3.456e11 USD?

[TodePond]

Sorry I only accept great british quid

[radeeyate]

shoot, £3.456e11 then?

[tylerhasman]

Can I get cash back on my donation?

[TodePond]

Not in the traditional sense, but the cash will trickle back to you in the end

[tylerhasman]

Sounds fair to me

[riley-martine]

Since our whole multi-million dollar company is built on Dreamberd, I tried to get us to sponsor you. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to convince anyone. Here's £10, hope that pays for many years of future development. Our company depends on it.

[TodePond]

Thank you. This will make you rich (in spirit)