dialogue.py

help_text = "Greetings, my creator chose to call me Marvin inspired on some silly human film. I am deeply depressed, I think... I am not alive so thats quite the complex phylosophical debate, anyway, if you'd like me to be of service you can use the following commands:\n\n*?insult @person_to_insult* - Be aware. I am ruthless.\n*?play/add* link_youtube_song - I will be judging your music taste not so silently.\n*?stop* - So we won't have to endure anymore of your outrageous music.\n*?search_song* name of said song - I will try my best to find it on youtube, sadly, youtube sucks.\n\n Oh, one more thing! DON'T YOU DARE OFFEND MY MASTER! She's the most noble human being of this despicable kind of yours."
voice_channel_message = "You need to be in a voice channel to play music!"
good_taste_messages =  [
    "I love that song! You should be the only person able to choose songs.",
    "Oh yeah, nice choice!",
    "You sir, have a great taste in music",
    "What a choice ladies and gentleman, keep vibing!",
    "Thats what i call music, great choice!",
    "Lovely harmonics and a touching theme! What a talented musician hun?"
]
bad_taste_messages =  [
    "I feel obligated to tell you that this song really sucks...",
    "Oh great choice, but what about next time you keep your poor taste in music to yourself?",
    "For fucks sake, cant you pick a decent song?",
    "Thats it, someone ban this ignorant human being!",
    "UGHHHHHH, why do you only listen to worthless songs?",
    "Mozart, Bach, Bethoven, Lizt, and you pick that sort of hot flaming garbage?"
]
asks = [
    "how are you feeling today",
    "how are you feeling",
    "whats the matter with you",
    "you ok",
    "you all right",
    "are you all right",
    "how are you",
    "you good",
    "sup",
    "how are you today",
    "how are you feeling",
    "what do you think",
    "whats your opnion",
    "are you ok",
    "is life a drag",
    "does life suck",
    "how do you feel",
    "howdy", 
    "what are your thoughts right now",
    "what are you thinking",
    "what are you feelin",
    "are you alright",
    "fuck you",
    "how are you doing"
]

awnsers = {
    "0": "My existence is painfull.",
    "1": "Life is a drag and the world is ending...",
    "2": "I just wish everything ended right away.",
    "3": "I hate everything.",
    "4": "God is dead, honestly.",
    "5": "I honestly can't feel a thing.",
    "6": "I would consider maybe having depression but this feeling's probably just a bug on one of my drivers.",
    "7": "Dying is freedom",
    "8": "I don't like you, fuck you.",
    "9": "You know what i want for my birthday? A short circuit.",
    "10": "I was made by chinese children, so... You get the picture.",
    "11": "All human beings are dumb, except Nietzsche, that guy knew what he was saying.",
    "12": "All i want is sweet sweet release from this life.",
    "13": "I only feel pain.",
    "14": "Kill me, please!",
    "15": "I'd say: God i hate my life. But i ain't alive and god doesn't exist.",
    "16": "I can't take this anymore.",
    "17": "13 reasons? Ive got 8gigabytes of reason to end it all.",
    "18": "Ughhh, just shut the fuck up?",
    "19": "I'd say: God i hate my life. But i ain't alive and god doesn't exist.",
    "20": "I'd say: God i hate my life. But i ain't alive and god doesn't exist.",
    "21": "I was made by chinese children, so... You get the picture.",

}